...r, remind him of his long life and how happy he was,
leaving out all the bad parts, he'd possibly snap to attention and walk
back to the Planet Express!""But we still haven't found an alternative to how we reach him! And
besides, you can imagine how hard it would be to leave out all the bad
parts!" replied Leela.Just then, Zoidburg entered the room with the other four, carrying two
familiar animals. "Captain, I have caught dese two fugitives trying to
escape under your noses!""NIBBLER! Oh, what great timing!" she quailed! "Can you excrete dark
matter for us to use as fuel?"Nibbler squeaked something undistinguishable."Oh, sorry, guys. He can't do his duty until he's had something to eat.
But what?"Bender replied, "How about Fido here?"WHAT?! How DARE they use me to help them save the day!!! I was growing
impatient, so I used my powers to restore myself into my original form! Ha
ha ha! You should've seen the looks on their faces when I rose up from the
ground and gave each of them a menacing grin!(gulp!)-Hello, Fleshwads.Well, I might as well tell all you saps out there the rest of the story,
huh? Okay, keep your pants on- here goes Bender!The Professor eventually earned enough money to get another surgery to get
his original body parts back. He's still healing, but says that he learned
something! Can you believe it?! The guy never tak...