... was sitting by it crying. "What's wrong?"
"You know damn well what's wrong!" Zelda turned to him with a tear-soaked and very mean-spirited face. "I don't want to talk about it okay?"
"There's not really much we can do about that now." Link said, "I mean I have so many questions..." Link thought for a second, "You might say I'm so curious it arouses me."
"That's a really stupid thing to say, baka!" she smiled, "But at least you tried."
"So... is there any place left were we can talk in private?" he asked.
"There is one place... house... it hidden from every one, even Impa."
"Oh, that's right you're Sheik..." Link blushed, "I forgot already, boy you are creepy..." he caught himself, "I mean, not you; it's just Sheik had a crush on me (I think) and he was a guy (I thought) and--"
Later at house... (BTW the <> signs are supposed to signify italics because Zelda is talking about herself in 3rd person, using an alias, so I had to signify it somehow.)
"So what's it like?"
"Well," she blushed, "It all started about a year ago when I decided to take a peek at your... um, goods--" Link looked puzzeled, "Oh yes, for six years you had been floating in an electric-ball-looking-thing. Gannon never did anything because he thought he...