What the hell is going on here?!?STANAs
head of this family, it is my responsibility to protect you from
terrorists who want to ruin our lives!FRANCINEAnd
you think WE are terrorists!STANPrecisely!
And I must kill you all in order to protect my family!HAYLEYBut
we ARE your family!STANPrecisely!
And that is why I must protect you from these terrorists!STEVEBut
We're the terrorists!STANPRECISELY!
And now I must kill my family so that my family is safe... from my
family... of terrorists! (beat) Yea. Yea, that's it. Right? Yea. Yea!FRANCINEStan,
don't you see your terrible logic here?STANAbsolutely
not! I've learned to repress logic through years of training. Now
prepare to die!Stan's
family cringes in fear. Stan looks angrily at them as he points a gun
in their direction. Then, he realizes something.STANOh,
I'm sorry, did I say die? Heh, how stupid of me. This is the
Nerdinator 5000. It just turns you all into huge losers. That way
your fellow terrorists won't want to work with you anymore. O right,
I also need my energy source for the Nerdinator.Stan
opens a door and out come Steve's friends. They are confused and
did we get here?STANIllegally,
that's how. Now hold still.Stan
connects some wires to the kids and hooks up...