...sponsible for this!Hey-man-I-cant-breath-man-that-dang-smoke--Do you see how much
I smoke every day? snapped Dale. This is nothing. Ill show
everyone who beat me up in high school--Dale collapsed to the
ground. His hat rolled onto the ground, and the cigarette in his
mouth dropped out. Kahn watched out his window and rolled his eyes.Redneck neighbors
he sighed.Dale woke up. He was
floating through a purple abyss, where pictures of giant insects flew
past him. A computer chip was embedded into his chest, and another
was attached to his hatless head. Seeing that made his scream.This is itsYes Dale, a voice
answered. Dale turned his head to see a bald man in a business suit
floating next to him. You guessed it.Dales jaw dropped.
The first reason was because his theories were proven right. The
second reason was because someone saw him without a hat, revealing
his baldness.The strange man
chuckled, then burst into a white light. The light grew smaller and
changed shape into that of a cat. The light faded, revealing a
purple cat.You run the
government? Dale asked in an action hero tone (probably to avoid
the fact that he just wet himself).Yes the cat
purred with an evil grin. Every governmentI wont let you
eliminate me. Dale glared through his sunglasses.I dont need to,
chuckled the evil ruler of the world. No one believes you. Ive
seen all the proof I need today.BASTARD!
exclaimed Dale, who lunged a...