the perfect time to ask mum something Id been dying too for ages!
You know how I said I was unbelievably ugly? Well, I told mom my lips
were too thin and asked if I could get collagen injections. You know,
to change the way I look, and my mom told me no! She said I didnt
need to change the way I look, she said something like most of the
problems in this world stem from poor self image.And then, even weirder, there was a
completely random thing that happened. I wasnt there, but it was
like I was there! It was so weird. I think it was in a DAS gym. And
there was a man, he looked a lot suspiciously like Hitler, though
that can not be possible. I mean, Hitlers not even alive anymore!
And the strange Hitler-like man was lifting barbells, and then there
was this laughing and it was coming from this beautiful, muscular
strong man with two really gorgeous pretty woman holding on to both
his muscular arms. And they were really pretty. Prettier than I can
ever be. Thats for sure. Then the Hitler man growled and I
returned to modern day America in Rhode Island. If only it had been
predicting my future. I dont think so, though.Okay, so I was in the kitchen
again, and my baby brother, Stewie (whos adorable, and yet plain
weird) had this strange toy ...