...il Monkey with a shoe hornChris: (laughs) Im
beating the monkey. (Looks stunned) I dont get it.(Continues to beat of
the evil monkey)(Lois and Stewie are in
the living room. Lois is reading a magazine, and Stewie is watching
television. The screen shows us what Stewie is watching. He is
watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire)Regis: For one million
dollars, what is you? Is it a) me b) you c) them or d) usContestant: Umm let
me see here. Im from Canada, so you is me. Final answer.Regis: Oh Im so
sorry. The correct answer is true.(Leaves television, and
shows Lois putting her magazine down on the table)Stewie: Hey, hey you.
Woman. I demand that you change my diaper right away. Its like
Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory down there.Lois: Alright Stewie,
but try and hold it in for god sake, youre like a pooping machine.Stewie: How dare you
call me a pooping machine? I am an infant, and I shall remain like
this until the fat one teaches me to use the bathrooms facilities.
Not like that incident we had last time.(Flashback: Peter is
changing Stewie)Peter: Oh my, what a
dirty, dirty diaper. Stewie, did you fall in mud or something?Stewie: Are you really
that stupid?Peter: Oh my god. It
stinks like crap. Were you at the farm or something?Stewie: Ah, you
blundering idiot. Is your original form before evolution a stapler?
GOD!(Flashback ends. Scene
cuts to Meg and...