...me when he saw me naked.""Oh,
c'mon! You can't look that bad!" said Zack.A
few seconds later, Zack is running from out of Meg's room holding on
to his face screaming! He then runs into Peter."Whoa!
Zack what are you screaming about?" asked Peter"I
just saw Meg naked!" shouted Zack."Yeah,
she looks horrible, huh?""Are
you kidding? She's gorgeous!" said Zack."Then
why are you running?""I
just got a massive nosebleed is all. After I get some tissue, I'm
Zack went back and did... IT with Meg. Afterwards, Meg and Zack
talked a little."On
a scale of 1-10, how was I," asked Zack."About
8," said Meg."8?
only done it with one guy," explained Meg, "And I've only
had a... different kind of sex with my last boyfriend.""What
kind?" asked Zack. Meg then whispered something into his ear as
his face turned disgusted, "OH GOD!!! The EAR?!?!""We
were trying to be abstinant," said Meg."Well
there are some things that don't belong in the ear and that is one of
those things!" said Zack."Zack,
let's just forget about it," said Meg, "How about we try to
raise your score up some more, instead?""With
pleasure," said Zack, "And I do mean pleasure!"Zack
and Meg then crept under the covers. Stewie then walked into Meg's
have you seen where I left Rup- OH GOOD LORD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
screamed Stewie as he ran ...