...rocess, killing two birds with one stone. 'Damn you, Toshirou you short excuse for a midget. Oh no, you're not a midget, you're way shorter than that. A mega midget!'
"What? Got something you wanna say to me?," challenged the squad ten captain.
Izuru almost immediatley came back from his thoughts, laughed nervously as he started to back away. "Oh, eh heh heh, nope. Nothing at all, captain. Just keep on with that hard work of yours, heh heh."
Toshirou stared at him intently for a moment. "Yeah...whatever." "Oh, and if you need any gel for that bed head, I know this duche bag of a homo in squad four who would be happy to lend you some-" "IZURU!" "Invest in some milk, shorty!"
Quickly, before the captain could kick his ass, the blonde lietenant ran out of the office, not even bothering to close the door behind him. As he ran, he nearly bumped into the red haired lietenant of squad six, Renji, who was walking with Rukia of squad thirteen.
"Whoa! Watch it, man!," Renji yelled angrily as he grabbed the soul reaper by the arm and tugged her out of Izuru's way.
Looking over his shoulder, the squad three lietenant shouted, "If you see Hitsugaya, tell him I want to keep my life!" Confused, Rukia muttered, "Dumb ass," a smirking Renji looking down at her. "What?"
She only shook her head. "Nothing. He's just been acting so...uppity lately. The last time I saw him, he told me if I planned on getting a boyfriend that I should get a bigger rac...