Even if Bitzi hadnt been utterly absorbed in her maternal duties, she wouldnt have noticed that her son was reading a piece of literature far beyond his grade level. This was because Buster had cleverly concealed the middle-school sex education brochure inside of a Bionic Bunny comic book.
The words shocked and astonished him, the pictures doubly so. Ill never look at girls the same way again, he thought. From now on Ill cover my eyes.
His mother took a quick break from rocking Petula to gently scold him: I wish youd put down that comic book and read something really educational.
Be careful what you wish for, thought the bunny boy.
Once he had finished reading the pamphlet, he hurried back to Binkys house to share what he had discovered. The bulldog boy still had his face buried in the dictionaryquite literally, as he had dozed off while learning the word affectation.
Binky! said Buster, charging into the room without an invitation. Youve got to read this.
The boy lazily raised his head out of the large book. Examining the booklet in Busters hand, he mumbled, I hope this is better than that Russian Weather Machines Caused Hurricane Katrina rubbish you showed me last time.
Its scarier, said Buster, slapping the brochure onto Binkys desk. I used to think there was nothing scarier than girls. But there is something scarierits called sex.
His curiosity piqued, Binky flipped through the glossy pages. One paragraph in particular, and its accompanying illustration, brought him to a dead stop. Oh, gosh! he exclaimed in outrage. Thats so gross! I would never do that!
Im not ready for that kind of relationship, said Buster, his voice quivering with anxiety. If Id known thats what boys and girls do to make babies, Id never have let Fern jump on top of me the way she did.
Oh, geez, Binky moaned. I think she wants to have your baby, man.
Busters expression grew dark. How am I gonna tell her? he said glumly. Do you remember when she told us about the story she wrote in her diary? She had a crush on Alan, and in the story she jumped off a cliff into the ocean because he was untrue to her. Well, I read her diaryand its really in there.
Gosh, said Binky in astonishment. She let you read her diary?
Buster grinned sheepishly. Er, uh, yeah. She let me.
You and I have the same problem, Binky admitted. I need to find a way to let Molly down easily.
Whoa, said Buster in astonished fear. Molly wouldnt kill herselfbut she just might kill you.
Dont panic, said Binky earnestly. Im sure we can come up with an idea if we put our he...More Cartoon Sex Stories...